8/30/13: Consulted with patient in private quarters again. Patient continues to exhibit extreme insecurity and paranoia. He is still receiving voice-mails from Vladimir Putin. Patient played me the latest voice-mail: "Hey, Obamavitch, your only remaining allies are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Good luck with them. Bwaaa-ha-ha!" Since I dare not prescribe another sedative. I am having to use cognitive behavior therapy to help relieve Patient's mounting distress. But how this bird-brain ever got re-elected is beyond my comprehension. ---Dictated by Dr. S.H. Rink
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8/30/13: Consulted with patient in private quarters again. Patient continues to exhibit extreme insecurity and paranoia. He is still receiving voice-mails from Vladimir Putin. Patient played me the latest voice-mail: "Hey, Obamavitch, your only remaining allies are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Good luck with them. Bwaaa-ha-ha!" Since I dare not prescribe another sedative. I am having to use cognitive behavior therapy to help relieve Patient's mounting distress. But how this bird-brain ever got re-elected is beyond my comprehension. ---Dictated by Dr. S.H. Rink
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