The Prince Philip thing baffles me, how do you knock over a giant Land Rover by T-boning it with a Ford Ka?
Even more baffling is this one, from Yahoo:
Monks lost control of his Vauxhall Vectra, and crashed into Andrew Toms Car Sales, a car dealership, destroying 22 cars parked outside.
The photos show a row of badly damaged cars... with a row of apparently intact metal posts in front them. How did he manage to hit the cars without hitting the posts?
Here's one photo, click through to Yahoo for more: