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Blood Bytes: Best Quotes Eps. 4.12 – ‘And When I Die’

Posted on the 16 September 2011 by Thevault @The_Vault
Blood Bytes: Best Quotes Eps. 4.12  – ‘And When I Die’


Season 4 Episode 12 aired last Sunday 

Another season has ended, sorry to say, and we have one last episode to list quotes for. My favorite quote in this episode was the whole exchange between Nan, Bill and Eric. I loved Bill when he said, “We aren’t fucking puppy dogs.”

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Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.12“And When I Die”

Maxine: He was a devious son of a bitch, but somewhere in there was a good heart.
Sam: Nobody taught Tommy how to love someone without hurtin’ them.
Maxine: We all do the best with what we got.
Hoyt: No, How could you do that to me, not how did you fuck my girl. We had a code and you broke it.
Terry: Can I interest you in a hand sandwich.
Arlene: Zombies are the new vampires.
Sam: Nobody likes an angry bunny.
Jesus: You can’t trade magic like fucking pokemon cards.
Alcide: People don’t change, they just find new ways to lie.
Holly: Ain’t nothin’ scary about fairies.
Eric: So you’d sacrifice my projeny but not your own, not very kingly of you.
Bill: I liked you better when you were brain damaged.
Antonia: All creatures have their purpose, even vampires.
Antonia: Life is pain and soon all you have suffered and feared will be meaningless, you wlll be at peace.
Gran: That’s right honey, let it all out because there’s no room for that where we’re going.
Antonia: Change is hard.
Gran: Answers where it’s always been in your heart. Being alone it ain’t nothing to be afraid of my Sookie; we’re all alone at the end.
Eric: Excuse me, we’re feeling a little crispy up here.
Pam: I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie.
Pam: I’ve been with with Eric over 100 years. I’ve watched him seduce super models and princesses and spit out their bones when he was finished. How can someone named Sookie take him away from me.
Sookie: I can’t stand this anymore; it’s like being ripped in half. No matter what I do somebody gets hurt.
Bill: Sookie I just want you to be happy and if being happy and if being with Eric is what makes you happy, then you have my blessing.
Eric: See, it’s OK Sookie, Bill’s fine with it. Bill had his chance; he blew it. He lied to you.
Sookie: …to protect me, and I lied to him to protect you and you’ve lied to both of us so many time, we can’t count. What a mess.
Sookie: I forgive you. I hope you can forgive me.
Bill: Sookie: Like I have a choice, you’re the love of my life.
Jesus: Everything’s temporary.
Jesus: Dude, I’m dead. You’re a medium, I’ll always be with you.
Andy: I just want to say that I’m sober and I’m lonely and I can be good to someone if they let me.
Luna: I just feel if we are too cute and cheesy that God is going to drop a brick on our heads.
Sam: I think life is violent and cruel by nature and so something good comes along you gotta stop and celebrate it and be grateful.
Jason: It’s kinda like a hooker with kissin’. Not that you’re like a hooker.
Nan: Perfect, two birds, one stone.
Nan: Ding dong the witch is dead, yippee.
Eric: His majesty showed great leadership in extremely perilous circumstances, you should be kissing his ring.
Nan: Why bother, when your tongue’s already up his ass.
Nan: I have been alive for 816 years. I refuse to be retired like a fat first wife.
Nan: How about your little fairy waitress. Oh come on, the mind reading, the microwave fingers. You didn’t think I knew what she was? There are at least a couple of thousand vampires that would do almost anything to get a taste of her blood.
Eric, She smells fantastic, but it’s hardly worth dying for.
Nan: I saw the way you both looked at her, hungry puppy dogs slobbering over the same juicy bone.
Bill: We are not fucking puppy dogs.
Eric: What a bitch.
Debbie: I should’a done this a long time ago.

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