Season 4 Episode 6 aired last Sunday and this episode seems like a turning point in the season. Since Eric and Sookie are now together, I’m guessing that the story will now probably focus on the vampires and their fight against the new Antonia possessed, Marnie. I really liked it when Sookie said, ”You can’t run from what’s inside you,” which seems to be a theme of this season. Everyone is evolving, changing and showing what’s inside them, Pam, Bill, Eric, Marnie, Lafayette, Sam, Tommy, and Tara.
My favorite quote in this episode was from from Pam when she said: “Eric, snap the fuck out of it. You have no loyalty to Bill Compton, you are a Viking Vampire God and bow to no one. If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang. I’ve been with you for over 100 years; we’ve traveled the world together, killing and fucking and laughing. You’ll get your life back, I swear.”
This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.
Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.06 “I wish I Was The Moon”.
Sookie: You’ve been running around sticking your fangs in who knows what else in every girl in town but the second I move on, you arrest him.
Bill: “Believe it or not my entire existence does not revolve around what or who is between you legs.”
Bill: I took an oath to protect the vampires of Louisiana.
Sookie: If you ever loved me, you won’t hurt him.
Bill: This is strictly business, vampire business. For once in your life I suggest you stay out of this.
Pam: Fuck you, pieces of me are falling off, I’m pissed.
Pam: Let me tell you a little something about King Bill, he’s a self loathing, power hungry, pompous little dork and you hate his guts.
Pam: Eric, snap the fuck out of it. You have no loyalty to Bill Compton, you are a Viking Vampire God and bow to no one. If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang. I’ve been with you for over 100 years; we’ve traveled the world together, killing and fucking and laughing. You’ll get your life back, I swear.
Eric: I’m not the vampire you think I am, not anymore.
Bill: I request a warrant to impose the true death.
Arlene: Terry, put it out, no smoking in the boudoir.
Arlene: The ghost of my serial killing ex fiance just tried to murder us in our sleep, we’re just peachy.
Andy: Listen Up, slum lord, I find out you risked my cousin’s life cheaping out on smoke alarms and wiring, I’m going to go through this dump with tweezers and if I discover even a toilet seat ain’t up to code, there’s going to be hell to pay.
Sam: I’ve had about all I’m going to take of this shit, these people lost everything, my retirement plan just went up in smoke. Now I don’t know what’s going on with you, but if you don’t shut the fuck up and stop fucking with me, I’m going to turn into a Doberman and chew off your God Damn face.
Andy: Then, I will call animal control and have you put to sleep.
Andy: Fighting crime, it’s a hell of a work out.
Lafayette: Goat tongue, for breakfast, wow, that smells, well done.
Tommy in a Sam suit: I don’t get why everyone treats you so special. You almost never show up and when you do you’re always dragging some kind of trouble with you. You figure you can shake that cute little blonde pony tail and cry, Sam will let you do anything, not today, get your stuff and get on outta here.
Maxine: If you see Tommy, you tell him he’s dead to me and I want my Bible back.
Jason: I’m in the middle of a secret, special police investigation here so I need you to back away from the door, get out of the house and don’t come back.
Sookie: I should’a known. This is a sex thing isn’t it?
Sookie: If you turn into a panther, won’t the handcuffs just fall off?
Jason: Sook, you gotta get out of here now because I’m never going to forgive myself if I bite your head off.
Debbie: I need community, isolation is bad for my sobriety.
Luis’ Maker Priest: Luis, Fear only sweetens the blood.
Lafayette: We’ve seen birds, bunnies and lizards, a kind a rat and a fucking coyote, can we please just kill something and get this over with?
Jason: The second I start sprouting fur, I want you to shoot me, right in the head.
Jason: What do you think that meant, change my kitty litter? I’m going to have claws and big fucking teeth.
Sookie: Everytime I get my head wrapped around one kind of sup, a new one comes along.
Jason: That goth guy at the mall, buying pentagram stretch pants. Scary.
Jason: I like being a regular old, all American human. I don’t want to be some freak of nature.
Sookie: Most of my life, when I said my prayers at night, I’d wish to God to be normal and then I realized there ain’t no such thing as normal. Everybody’s got something in them their ashamed of.
Sookie: You can’t run from what’s inside you, but it might be a blessing if you let it and I’ll be here to help you any way I can, other than shooting you in the head.
Tara: Last stop on the guided tour of Tara Thornton’s glamourous life, the dump I used to work at, Merlotte’s Bar & Grill, serving up craziness, seven days a week.
Jason: I’m a police officer and a werepanther, back off.
Jason: I got enough going on inside me, I don’t need you in there, too.
Sookie: Werepanthers, they’re basically like werewolves right, except, cats?
Debbie: Please tell me she did not just compare us to, cats?
Sookie: It’s hard to keep track of who y’all hate each other.
Sookie: Go shift, kill stuff, do whatever werewolves do. I got this.
Jessica: My old world was about that big, and now it’s endless.
Jason: Sometimes words just come outa my face and I have no idea what they mean.
Eric: According to my progeny, I am a barbarian thug who has never respected your authority; I don’t expect you to show me any mercy. The Vampire I used to be is a stranger to me. I have nothing to say in his defense, I will accept my sentence.”
Eric: Sookie, tell her, I was born the night she found me and because of her, I went to my true death knowing what it means to love. Tell her, Thank You.”
Eric: “She still cares for you, I saw it last night. After I’m gone, I hope you’ll find your way back to each other. “
Pam: Girls, there’s no need to squabble, there’s plenty of me to go around.
Marnie/Antonia: I know, I look different, but you made such a mess of my last body, this one will have to do.
Luis: You mad whore, you burnt my maker, this time you will scream.
