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Blood Bytes: Best Quotes Eps. 4.04 – I’m Alive And On Fire

Posted on the 21 July 2011 by Thevault @The_Vault
Blood Bytes: Best Quotes Eps. 4.04 – I’m Alive And On Fire


This year we have chosen to be much more selective and only include the very best quotes we can find in each episode. These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood. Certainly, you may think other quotes are better than those we chose, so feel free to add you comments below if you have a favorite that is not included here. Remember, though the quote should stand on it’s own and understood out of context.


I don’t think that this particular episode included that many really good quotes, however, Pam of course, made my favorite quote which is: “Listen Bitch, I don’t have time for this, fix my maker!


Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.04 “I’m Alive And On Fire”


Sookie: You can’t have more, there isn’t anymore, you drank the whole fairy and you’re going to your room.

Bill: You’re not supposed to think, your supposed to follow protocol.

Pam:  You like the feel of it, don’t you Bill, that crown.

Jason:  I don’t know why you’re cryin’, I’m the one who’s getting raped.

Hot Shot Clan girl (horny patty):  My brother husband, he just bites the back of my neck and  holds me down ‘ till it’s over. You’re the best I ever had. Next!

Luther:  “Breed Ghost Daddy, breed.

Becky:  “I’ll cut off your thing, if you put up a fight”.

Jason: This ain’t the way it should be. Your first time, it should be special.

Nan: I am trying to salvage the future for equality for vampires in this country after Russell Edgington butchered a man on televisio.n

Nan: You sent Eric Northman after wiccans, are you fucking insane?

Nan: Some old hippies levitated a dead bird, so what?

Nan: Remember Salem?  We all thought it was such a threat when it was just a bunch of Puritan-ettes who needed a good lay.

Nan:  No Dead humans or I will have your ass.

Nan: How many retired kings do you know?

Maxine: I am a lioness and if you even lay a finger on him, I will punch your ticket but good, do you hear me?

Felton: Sex is kinda gross, but it feels good don’t it?  Tell Uncle Daddy Felton all about it.

Lafayette: If you fully realized what fucking vampire you fucked with, you’d never sleep again.

Marnie: People are so violent, so perplexing, just leave me alone with the dead.

Lafayette: I tell you what, you get her ass on the God Damn goddess line and tell her to turn this curse fuckin’ round.

Sookie: There’s big gators in there you crazy Viking, get on out of there and let’s go home before one of them chomps off your you know what.

Melinda: Shoot my baby? I could kill him.  Getting rid of that child was the best decision I ever made.

Sookie Debbie Pelt’s still Debbie Pelt, she’s an addict and a murderer and she still lives in your house and I’m not judging you.

Crystal: I’m big mama kitty now, finally.  Everybody gonna do what I say.  Bon Temp ain’t your home no more, you’re gonna be panther man and ghost daddy to our clan.

Crystal: I’ll be waiting for you Jason, full moon!

Debbie: You’re in my bed, I ain’t worried about no Sookie.

Andy:  Grand-mama, I can’t sit here all night being circumspect, I have a big job and have big things to do. Nite, y’all.

Bill: I thoroughly enjoy a good coddling.

Portia: Vampire vision

Portia: Don’t you walk away from me, I’m a lawyer, I’m a terrier, I will not let this go.

Bill: Elizabeth Harris was the daughter of Lionel Harris and Sarah Compton, Sarah was my daughter. You’re my great, great, great, great granddaughter.

Sookie: The real Eric, I meant the Eric with his memories. Not much gets him down.  Sure he’s a rascal and a troublemaker and most of the time I’d like to slap the smile off his face, but he’s a happy vampire.

Eric: I’ll never swim in the sun again, never feel the heat on my skin, never see the daylight in your hair.

Sookie The night time’s not so bad, you’ve still got the stars and the sky.

Eric: If you kiss me, I promise to be happy.

Sookie: What reason do you have not to trust me.  When have I lied to you, ever?

Melinda:  I’m fixing to bust, I’m so proud.  My baby’s an educated man.

Joe Lee: You will learn obedience, loyalty, family, son you done drew your last free breath.

Pam:  Reverse the spell or I’ll bite your fucking head off.

Pam: You guys are so lame you can’t even turn around your own magic, you’re as good as dead anyway.

Lafayette: Well so are you bitch, ain’t nobody here to keep you safe and we know where you fuckin live at.

Pam: There’s always a special place in my dungeon for you Lafayette.

Pam: Are you fuckin’ retarded?

Marnie: Stop sayin’ fuck, I can’t concentrate.

Pam: Listen bitch, I don’t have time for this, fix my maker!

Marnie (via Antonia):  Corrupt, unsanctified corpse that walks, behold your true self.


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