Dear Diary: Every morning, regular as clockwork a bunch of experts assemble in my office to give their assessment, or, rather, their best guess, at the wold situatiion. It bores the hell out of me, and I usually spend the time thinking of str"ategy for my next ronnd e at Joint Base Andrews. But today I found something miraculous in an unlikely place--the closing pages of one of Michelle's magazines, something they had named a "Horrorscope"
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