Barack Obama's Diary: Wake-up Calls

Dear Diary: A difficult day. I had an early call from Michelle who was up early for a day's skeeing, checking to see that I was sober and up and about.  That was followed by the increasingly irritating Vladimir Putin.  "Obamavich, that hockey game that you supposedly won 3-2. was the result of blatant bias by the American referee. Your athletes are doing disappointingly, Obamavich. The medal count is farcical for a country of your size. Bwaaa!ha!ha!ha! And even fatty Walesa of Poland has been publicly insulting your leadership.