Barack Obama's Diary: Too Much, Too Soon and No Video to Blame It On.

Dear Diary: Auauugh! Events are moving too fast even for my massive intellect to anticipate.  Coffee fungus, other crop failures, and rumors of American largess, born of  starvation and desperation,  have caused thousands to flee Central  America - many even casting their children  to the winds, knowing that ultimately we won't allow kids to starve. And, for me, there is always the happy prospect that one day they will make loyal little Democrats. But enough about me...