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Barack Obama's Diary: The Russians Are Coming!

Posted on the 27 February 2014 by Hughvw
Dear Diary:  I was pouring   almond milk on my Froot Loops this morning when my iPresidentophone burst into Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy (Michelle disapproves of this ringtone  because it encourages obese children to eat too many calories.)  Pootin was calling. "Vlad," I said "Wassup?
"Obamavich," he said firmly, "I want you to rein in that idiot  Kerry  before he starts a serious conflict. We are engaged in major war games Ukraine. That's what we call намек  'in Russian...what you guys call a 'hint'. 
Now I am emboldened by Dr. Rink's hypnotherapy. I felt power surge through my body. "Piss off, Pootin" I said.   
"Before you provoke me further, Obamavich,  check with the Pentagon on   the warship that has just docked at Havana."

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