Dear Diary: Pootin is engaged in his devious manipulations again, calling me on my iPresidentophone purely to mock me and diminish me. Today it was a photograph of me kicking my leg in the air during a round of golf, that amused him. That, and subsequent libelous Twitter captions like 'Rockette Man.'
"Bathouse Barry", he said, "Are you trying "prancing" as a way to stay fit?" As if. Bastard. But that's enough about me.
