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Barack Obama's Diary: Rebels on the South Lawn

Posted on the 05 July 2013 by Hughvw
Barack Obama's Diary: Rebels on the South LawnDear Diary: Phew! This has been  a scary day even for me, the coolest president in  history. I don't like the military at the best of times. They have a nasty habit of stealing my thunder, as they did after my killing of Osama bin Laden. But today I had to play host to 1200 warriors at a barbecue on the South Lawn. And this was just a day after the military had overthrown my good friend and ally, Mohammed Morsi of Egypt.  Yikes! What if the blood-thirsty military decide to overthrow me?  Chuck Hagel has been looking very morose since  I appointed him as Defense Secretary. Is he plotting to overthrow me? [Note to self: Instruct the NSA to monitor all his calls and emails.]  I addressed the peasant masses on TV, taking up my favorite posture, head back, chin slightly raised in vague distaste at the brain-challenged millions listening.   As usual, I made liberal use of my super-sibilant sssses  like "my fellow American-ssss"   But enough about me. 

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