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Barack Obama's Diary: O Ramallah...

Posted on the 22 March 2013 by Hughvw
Barack Obama's Diary: O Ramallah... Dear Diary: I think I may  once again have snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. I have found the solution to Israeli/Palestinian conflict by comparing it to relations between Canada and America. We may have small differences like the pronunciation of "about"....or  "aboot" and who makes the best beer. But we manage  to disagree without us  firing rockets at  the Canucks and them tying to blow us  up with suicide bombers. I  suggested a new national anthem to Mahmoud Abbas:  O Ramalla... Pure genius, if I may say so myself, and I may. Tonight I look forward to boarding Air Force One, where my staff will have placed my blue jammies and my blankie Boo-Boo ready for me to rub his satin edging againist my cheek as I fall asleep in my personal bedroom, listening to the comforting roar of the four Pratt & Whitneys outside. 

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