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Barack Obama's Diary: Nyaa...nyaa, Vlad Putin

Posted on the 27 April 2014 by Hughvw
Dear Diary: While I'm here in Malaysia there's a double canonization going on in Rome. I was disappointed to hear this, since there is surely no-one more suited to Sainthood than I, who was granted a Nobel Peace Prize before I even attained office. Nyaa..nyaa...Vladimir Putin. Wait! don't beat me again! It doesn't make me look good. If you repeat your intimidation tactics I shall be forced to smack you with Badgie, my odiferous comfort blanket. But enough about me.

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