Dear Diary: Modesty should inhibit me from bragging. But, what the hell, if you've got it, flaunt it. I have hatched a brilliant plan to distract the masses from the latest disappointing employment figures. I'm attributing it all to the sequester – and so ultimately blaming the Republicans. Combine that with some co-operative mainstream media hype about the North Koreans moving missiles and you have a perfect recipe for evading public indignation about jobs,. And there's always gun control to add to the mix if jobs threaten to take center stage again. Dudes, there are times when I am so pleased with my ingenuity that I could hug myself. In fact I'm going to do that right now. Oops... I must shut the door. "Michelle, what do you mean... what am I doing?' I'm just embracing myself," Awkwaard. But enough about me.
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Dear Diary: Modesty should inhibit me from bragging. But, what the hell, if you've got it, flaunt it. I have hatched a brilliant plan to distract the masses from the latest disappointing employment figures. I'm attributing it all to the sequester – and so ultimately blaming the Republicans. Combine that with some co-operative mainstream media hype about the North Koreans moving missiles and you have a perfect recipe for evading public indignation about jobs,. And there's always gun control to add to the mix if jobs threaten to take center stage again. Dudes, there are times when I am so pleased with my ingenuity that I could hug myself. In fact I'm going to do that right now. Oops... I must shut the door. "Michelle, what do you mean... what am I doing?' I'm just embracing myself," Awkwaard. But enough about me.
