Barack Obama's Diary: Michelle Takes Decisive Action

Dear Diary: As I was dozing  in bed with Michelle this morning I said:  "Mich...are you thinking what I'm thinking?
"You mean  about those poor kidnapped girls in Nigeria?  "Yes...It's the first thing I think about every morning, after I've thought about Me." "Barry, I've had an idea. Why don't we take decisive action  with a picture of me on social media with a card reading: " #Bring Back our girls!" "That's brilliant, Mich. That'll hit Boko's Harem in the gonads and  make us look like were making a decisive response without having to put boots on the ground."
" OK, Barry, I'll call Pete Souza and set it up."
But enough about me.