Debate Magazine
Dear Diary: I learned a most unsettling fact this morning on NBC's Today show, while I was eating my usual bowl of Froot Loops. Apparently they all loops have the same flavor, whatever the color. Here am I, one of the world's great intellects, being duped by the cunning capitalists at Kellogs into decorating the edge of my bowl with Democrat blue loops and the biting own with extra relish on the GOP red loops. Clearly, we need legislation to regulate flavor among said loops. But enough about me.
