Dear Diary: If only those stubborn Egyptian hordes had listened to me, and supported the Muslim Brotherhood, as I did, peace would prevail among the pyramids But, n-o-o-o -- they insist on ousting Morsi, when what they need is firm, decisive leadership.
Why has everyone stopped listening to me? I have already proved myself to be an outstanding polymath and arguably the fourth greatest president of these United States. So what if I've had to tweak a few parts of Obamacare? Everyone knows we had to read it to find out what was in it. I mean, come on dudes, give me a break. Talking of breaks, I am back at the Resolute Desk after a week in Africa and a weekend at Camp David. I took some phone calls this morning which exhausted me so much that I needed a nap to recover. I retreated to the residence, took my blankey, Boo-boo, from under my pillow and, rubbed his satin edging against my cheek and promptly entered the land of Nod. But enough about me.
