Debate Magazine
Yesterday, I asked my discreet trip director, Marv Nicholson, to obtain for me a sample of Shatter a novelty in the marijuana market, made by dissolving cannabis oil in butane, thus creating an hugely potent ultra-thin product that is readily concealed and used to thwart busybodies like Dr. S.H. Rink who injects me with a sedative at the vaguest hint of my indulging in weed. Marv came through promptly, as I knew he would and even provided a crack pipe in which to smoke the shatter. He wisely suggested that I wait for Valerie Jarrett to arrive on Oahu from DC before lighting up. Of course, I was too impatient to wait. Kaboom! The effect of the shatter was not unlike visiting the International Space Station without benefit of a rocket.
