Dear Diary: Home again after showing the G20 attendees what a real statesman looks like. I was pleased to see the media carried video of me disembarking at Andrews AFB. It takes a lot of effort to prepare for that signature descent, springy feet, hands at belt level, never holding a handrail. I am back in the White House now awaiting my instructions tomorrow from Valerie Jarrett. I am going to have a busy weekend calling Congressmen to schmooze them and persuade them that being granted an exception from ObamaCare brings with it certain obligations, like endorsing my wars of choice. And I choose Syria. After all, what can possibly go wrong? I have already shown Vlad Putin who is boss on his own turf. But enough about me.
Debate Magazine
Dear Diary: Home again after showing the G20 attendees what a real statesman looks like. I was pleased to see the media carried video of me disembarking at Andrews AFB. It takes a lot of effort to prepare for that signature descent, springy feet, hands at belt level, never holding a handrail. I am back in the White House now awaiting my instructions tomorrow from Valerie Jarrett. I am going to have a busy weekend calling Congressmen to schmooze them and persuade them that being granted an exception from ObamaCare brings with it certain obligations, like endorsing my wars of choice. And I choose Syria. After all, what can possibly go wrong? I have already shown Vlad Putin who is boss on his own turf. But enough about me.
