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Barack Obama's Diary: Hey,Vlad

Posted on the 25 July 2014 by Hughvw
Dear Diary:  My day began with the expected arrogant call from Vlad Putin. "Watch it, Vlad" I said.  Knowing that he would call me, I had prepared advance notes so I would sound fluent and firm: "We are stepping up sanctions in response to your militarism in Ukraine and the murder of scores of innocents blown out of the shy by your missiles. "You are a wicked man,Vladimir Putin. A very wicked man, who history will not remember  kindly, unlike me, Barack Obama, who the world already sees in a golden glow and everybody from kings to peasants calls hero."
Putin was breathing heavily and I could hear the entreaties of his mistress in the background. " Come to me Vladdy my dollink and leave that American moron to his cereal and milk". But enough about me.

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