Barack Obama's Diary: Golf...at Last

Dear Diary: Yesterday I was lamenting that I had been affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder, which is supposed to result from shorter days and precipitation. I attributed it to lack of golf. But I reckoned without my  cunning aides who have circumvented that by setting up a meeting with King Abdullah of Jordan at the Annenberg Sunnylands estate in Rancho Mirage, California, where I’ll meet with the King to discuss Syria and other issues. Weirdly enough, Sunnylands has a fine nine-hole golf course and --by sheer co-incidence my aides and   golf buddies trip Director Marvin Nicholson and chef Sam Kass will be there with me. But enough about me.