Debate Magazine
Dear Diary: I have been exceeding even my extraordinary leadership abilities. Last night I directed FBI director Mueller and Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick to continue the search for the second bombing suspect. "Scan backyard boats with FLIR-equipped helicopters to see if you can pick up a fugitive's heat signature, " I instructed, "and when you find him, get him hospital, stat! I like that word which, for those who lack my education, means "immediately" in the medical world. But enough about me.
