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Barack Obama's Diary: Frying Putin

Posted on the 14 August 2013 by Hughvw
Barack Obama's Diary: Frying PutinDear Diary: Putin is  becoming a synonym for pain. It was too rainy for golf yesterday, so I traveled to Nancy's in scenic Oak Bluffs and ordered a lunch  of fried shrimp, fried oysters, onion rings and french fries. Afterward, I took the fried chow to the Oak Bluffs home of my senior Valerie Jarrett to share lunch. Barely had I bitten in to a delicious shrimp, when the iPesidentophone warbled in my pocket. "Obamavitch! Are you enjoying your seafood?" Putin showing off again. "Oh, not this time, Vlad" I said. " f*ck off!"  I disconnected and  smiled at Valerie who was chomping down on an onion ring. "Dude, did I seriously just say that?" I asked her."Yes you were awesome!" said Valerie."You're finally  getting the hang of the  diplomacy thing."

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