Dear Diary: O happy day! I managed a round of golf with staffers Marvin Nicholson, Joe Paulsen and Michael Brush, making a happy band of four.
I always cut a dashing figure in golfing duds though I say so myself, and I do. I usually have a couple calls put through to me on my iPhone while am playing, just to remind my fellow players who I am and that it would be wise for their careers not to get closer than a stroke or two behind me.
That tiresome gnome Kim Jong-un is still threatening war whenever he has a bad hair day, which is most days. That's funny, though I say so myself, and I do. After all that fresh air and sunshine I am going to watch Storage Wars, cheer on Barry Weiss and have an early night, curled up with my blankie Boo-boo that Marvin ensures is always to hand whereever I spend the night. Boo-boo um-num-num-num-zzzzzzz...
