Dear Diary: Today has been hell. I asked Valerie Jarrett to set up a consultation with Dr Rink. She returned to the Oval Office looking flustered, which is not like her."You're not registered," she said.
"Not registered with whom:?" I asked.
"With ObamaCare."
"Why do I need to do that ? "Because Dr Rink says he is not accepting patients,"particularly morons" unless they are members of ObamaCare.
"Well, sign me up."
"I tried, it, Barry, but the Obamacare sites are all down"
"But I need attention immediately," I said, holding out my trembling hands to show the extent of my distress,
"Maybe you should have waited a year to, like the GOP wanted. I told you you could have done it with no loss of face."
" I'm going to lose my face?
"Aauuuugh!"
"No Barry. Just take one of Dr Rink's calming pills, lie down and take it easy for a while".
