Dear Diary: I am a genius, yes siree! With my approval rating tumbling, I spent spare moments in the past week training our new puppy, Sunny, to knock over toddlers. I used a big doll for him to knock over and beef jerky to reward him. Yesterday, when we had hordes of military kids over for an arts and crafts session, Sunny did his stuff on cue. A toddler tumbled and Michelle was able to comfort the little kid and the photo op was seized upon by the MSM, just as I had planned, showing what a compassionate couple we are, just as millions lose their health coverage. Mission accomplished. But enough about me.
