Dear Diary: What a night! Our Memphis Soul event was a mega success. Lots of camera shots of me and M. singing and clapping our hands, even if I did have to steal a glance at the folks either side to make sure I was in synch. This was soul man. Soul-searing music I learnt on the mean streets of Meantime, the Toad of Pyongyang is still beating his war drums. I'm hoping my special envoys, Beyonce and Jay-Z will persuade the Cucoms to tell Kim Jung-Un to back off. My special envoy to the norks, Dennis Rodman, was not a huge success. I suspect Rodman left Kim feeling that his package is pathetically inadequate and as a result Kim felt the need to show the world his biggest rocket.I will leave it to my military brass to decide what action to take if Kim does launch missiles. That way I will have others to blame. Worked for me after Benghazi.
