Dear Diary: I have become extremely pissed at with the American public who have given my signature achievement, Obamacare, a less-than-ecstatic welcome. Duh, what do people expect when they diss the most awesome expansion of big Government this nation has ever seen. Meantime, what they haven't noticed is my cunning: the shutdown has left me unscathed. I still have the White House chefs, Camp David, and a military golf course. As luck would have it, the government shutdown arrived at the perfect time and I am using the opportunity to become The Punisher, scourge of all who dare disapprove of Me in opinion polls. I have shut war memorials from D.C. to Normandy, I have tasked National Park Rangers with making life as difficult as possible for the public. Some citizens are complaining that I am being vengeful, petty, even spiteful. Good. That shows that my methods are working.
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Dear Diary: I have become extremely pissed at with the American public who have given my signature achievement, Obamacare, a less-than-ecstatic welcome. Duh, what do people expect when they diss the most awesome expansion of big Government this nation has ever seen. Meantime, what they haven't noticed is my cunning: the shutdown has left me unscathed. I still have the White House chefs, Camp David, and a military golf course. As luck would have it, the government shutdown arrived at the perfect time and I am using the opportunity to become The Punisher, scourge of all who dare disapprove of Me in opinion polls. I have shut war memorials from D.C. to Normandy, I have tasked National Park Rangers with making life as difficult as possible for the public. Some citizens are complaining that I am being vengeful, petty, even spiteful. Good. That shows that my methods are working.
