Dear Diary: I dazzled the Deli Lama at our scheduled meeting this morning. "Lama, I said." Tell me about your deli. Do you make a good Reuben sandwich? I like the usual rye bread, corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, but with Thousand Island dressing rather than mayonnaise."
"Food is a false religion," said the Lama. "My religion is simply, kindness." That was a conversation killer, but it made for a good photo op for my Alternative Society and more mystical followers.
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