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Baltimore Prison Inmate Impregnates Four Prison Guards Plus Tattoos!

Posted on the 25 April 2013 by Ceboscuit @ceboscuit

Baltimore Prison Inmate Impregnates Four Prison Guards Plus Tattoos!

From CBS:  ”Four female prison guards in Baltimore fell pregnant to the same inmate, according to authorities who have busted a major smuggling gang inside the jail system.  Two of the women tattooed the inmate’s name on their bodies and he showered three of them with expensive gifts including cars and jewelry.”

And:  “The indictment says the ringleader, inmate Tavon White, reportedly made $16,000 in one month from the smuggled contraband.”

So we’ve been talking about this for the last two days at work and I just haven’t gotten to it until now.  Here’s the first thing I said when I heard this story.  Whoever this guy is that impregnated these women is a straight BAWSE!  I mean how bad ass is this guy?  Now I find out he was making up to $16k in a month, banging prison guards, and basically just running a muck and it’s safe to say my initial feeling was correct.  I mean you have to be packing a serious pair of stones to roll like this guy did.  Granted it’s looking like it’s about to come crashing down, but you have to admit this guy flat owned that place.

Also, I’m pretty sure this once again proves my point that chicks are FREAKIN’ CRAZY!  What kind of crazy nut job do you have to be a prison guard IN BALTIMORE who gets impregnated by an inmate and then put his name on your body?  Is a diamond ring all it really takes now a days to go batshit crazy?  If you throw a chick a few dollars is she going to look the other way while you run a straight up drug ring in prison?  What the hell is wrong with these women?  I NEED THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

Look, it’s really shitty that this is the Baltimore stuff we are talking about.  It’s a pretty terrible story and exposes this jail and the 25 people they’ve indicted as pretty terrible people, but I can’t help but laugh at this story.  I mean, how will these ladies explain who their child’s father is?  ”Hey son, this is how you came about.  See I was working at a jail and this inmate, who I let illegally bring in drugs and other illegal items to the jail to sell, banged me.  I liked it so much, I kept doing it, got pregnant and here you are.  Yup your father is a drug dealing inmate.  Oh, but he gave me this really nice ring so I tattooed his name on my wrist so WE could always remember.”

Yup, big time fail there ladies.  May want to re-evaluate your priorities.

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