Debate Magazine
The hacks of the MSM took the wind out of my discussions with President Xi today. All he would do was whine about the absence of Michelle and complain that a discussion about cyber attacks was pointless, given the presence of the NSA and PRISM on the Internet. He didn't even finish the delicious take-out General Tso's chicken ordered for him from Palm Springs. As soon as I had dispatched the ill-tempered little plick to Palm Springs airport, my buddies Mike Ramos, Bobby Titcomb and Greg Orme, arrived for the serious business of the day: a round of golf on the Annenberg estate's nine-hole course. After that we broke open the brewskis and partied into the night.
