From the Telegraph
A head teacher has reassured puzzled pupils that he's tried to speak to God to clear up any confusion caused by a priest told them he existed, but he got no answer.
Angry parents said Father Dennis Higgins was "plain mean" after he upset the youngsters by telling them the man with the gray beard was real.
The stark sermon was handed out during mass at a nearby secondary school where pupils from the primary school were invited to celebrate the forthcoming religious season.
Instead of presents and Santa they got a revisionist message about the meaning of Christmas during which it was made clear the festive season had nothing to do with Santa and his sleigh full of toys, and everything to do with the birth of a baby, which theocracy scholars dispute.