Yeah it probably was just dirt. Nothing to see here people, just keep moving along like the pitcher for the New York Yankees wasn’t straight up cheating last night. I mean unless he sweats at a rate not yet seen by mankind, I’m pretty sure that’s pine tar/ Vaseline/ something that will have an effect on the pitches he’s throwing. But it’s cool, let him keep on, keepin’ on MLB. Hey Bud, there’s probably some young Dominican players who don’t know American cultures or how to speak English that you can suspend for 50 games or something.
Cheat City, population Pineda.
P.S. quote from Pineda, “”I don’t use pine tar,” he said. “It’s dirt. I’m sweating on my hand too much in between innings.” If I sweat and get dirt on my hands it doesn’t look like I stuck my hand in a jar of Vaseline. Don’t see how that’s possible.
