Apple Should Pay A Dividend

With 90 billion dollars in the bank I believe Apple, stock ticker AAPL, should start thinking about paying their loyal shareholders a hefty dividend. Not just a 2% dividend yield, but a gigantic one time dividend, then a quarterly dividend of 3 to 5%. Apple has doubled 5 times over the last decade and is closing in on $600.00!
I am a huge fan of Apple. They will continue to develop futuristic products for the Common Man's needs. Now is the time to congratulate their investors with a hefty quarterly dividend. Sorry to sound redundant but if  AAPL can create the iPad 2 then why can they not unload some of their profits to the loyal shareholders? Now is the time!
Some are saying AAPL will hit $1,000.00, check out this YouTube video below. Also, an additional video about AAPL with the argument Why an Apple dividend would be bad for investors?
What are your thoughts? Pay a dividend or continue to hoard their cash? A dividend would be an excellent way to reward shareholders, who ultimately are most likely consumers of their products as well.