Anti Aging Cream Uses Aborted [14 Week] Male Fetus as Active Ingredient.

While boozing it through the VMA’s, my random as hell friend casually mentioned that he uses a Swiss anti aging cream utilizing skin-cell proteins from an aborted fetus. Naturally, I responded by giggling (…btw he’s 19 years old). Little did I know that he was being serious and this cream actually exists. I was shocked, mortified, and wanted to know how much?! I had to see what others were saying. Pro-Life activists, FREAKING:

“There’s just no excuse for using aborted babies in skin-care products,” said Debi Vinnedge, executive director of Children of God for Life, a 10-year-old organization based in Murfreesboro, Tenn. “The reaction, the shock and anger I’ve seen is incredible.”

The good news in my opinion: The company claims they only used skin the size of a postage stamp from one 14 week old male fetus. I’m ecstatic that something magical has been derived from a dead baby, however, I don’t think I could smear one across my face. What if I smelled bacon during the day, or warm Crisco. I would have to second my senses and wonder if it was really the remnants of an “expired baby.” Next time your buying an anti aging cream, make sure to check for the key ingredient to everlasting youth, fetal proteins, also known as “PSP Technology.”