Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Was 9 Months Pregnant When She Filed For Divorce
The wife of insufferable off-brand Sopranos character Anthony Scararmucci (aka THE LEGIT COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR OF THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE. Yes, I used Kanye caps because it’s that awful) filed for divorce from him when she was nine months pregnant. If she didn’t, the baby would have shot out of her holding a smartphone with Laura Wasser’s info programmed.
(Referring to him as “The Mooch” in a post would cause that “drunk vintage Mac” icon to pop up on my laptop, asking me to “wait” or “kill.” I know – killing this whole situation from our lives and brains would be a blessing.)
Page Six (via People) has revealed that Deidre Scaramucci, 38, filed for divorce in Nassau County Supreme Court on Long Island on July 6. She was still carrying their son James. You have to be pretty over a person if you’re giving up the opportunity to verbally abuse someone without fear of reprisal in the delivery room.
Deidre gave birth on Monday in New York. Anthony “Thinks He’s Michael, Is Actually Fredo” Scarmucci, 53, was with POTUS at the inadvertent Nazi Youth rally Boy Scout Jamboree in West Virginia. Anthony supposedly didn’t cease speculating about the auto-oral abilities of his new co-workers long enough to visit his new kid until Friday night. Cut him some slack. Living in a straight-to-DVD movie in which Joe Pesci‘s character somehow becomes a key White House figure through a zany mistaken identity mishap is time-consuming!
The New York Daily News (again via People) claims that Anthony was kind enough to text his ex after the birth with an alternately angry/creepy/alarming message.
“Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child.”
Judging by his demeanor and attitude, I’m guessing he’s not a church-type. Unless there was an issue with the delivery, that reads like he’s texting from inside the house. That’s either him being way bitter about the divorce and insinuating she’s going to be a shitty mom, or a sign that she better have “Amber Alert” and “cops” saved as favorites in her phone.
Tony No-Prano did take a mo to comment on his family life on Twitter.
Leave civilians out of this. I can take the hits, but I would ask that you would put my family in your thoughts and prayers & nothing more.
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 28, 2017
He also told the press that his family “does not need to be drawn into this” and said he wouldn’t be commenting any further. Deidre’s lawyer says that Anthony’s recent appointment to the White House isn’t the cause of their split, but declined to state why she left him.
She left him because, when he moved to DC, her best girlfriends and family probably took the opportunity to stage an intervention! If I was a loved one of Deidre’s, I’d even offer to change the #2-type nappies if she’d agree to leave his gruesome ass. Think about it. When you’re a big enough douche that a woman would be willing to simultaneously juggle a newborn AND a divorce case than stay with you, you should probably rethink your personality situation.
Pic: People
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