We just moved into our new home and since I am trying to unpack my life in a new place, I decided to keep me from posting another rant, I’d find stuff that will make us all giggle a little and maybe have just a little bit better of a day. (That was a monster of a run-on sentence for all you grammar and sentence diagrammers). lol
So here goes. If you’re on twitter, go follow these funny accounts for more fun on a daily basis. Just don’t let your boss see you reading these instead of working… (our secret).
John is not here right now@PossiblyDrunk87 I understand touchless faucets are better for the environment and more sanitary but damn it you have to be a Jedi to operate half of them.
JuStaNotHerGuy@imajithnair· The female praying mantis devours the male immediately after mating. Human species prefer to stretch it over a lifetime.
Adam@adamgreattweet· Billionaires going to space is like first-class passengers of the Titanic testing the lifeboats when they saw the iceberg
Adam@adamgreattweet· Billionaires going to space is like first-class passengers of the Titanic testing the lifeboats when they saw the iceberg
Clanopath@Clanopath· Siri, what’s the shortest route from the couch to the refrigerator.
FRO VO@fro_vo· [olive garden] WAITER: *holding cheese grater* say when ME: look how bout we save us both a lot of time and you just hand over the whole block
That’s it! Just a quick read for all you ADD/ADHD peeps! Have a great week and stop watching the news!
Peace Love and Margaritas.
