Absent lotto winnings, this is probably your best chance to figure out if you prefer black American sturgeon caviar, red flying fish roe, or salmon roe.
Sorry. Cheap political humor.
But fresh from Eater, this news: the Bellagio is trying to class up The Heart Attach Grill joke with several varieties of caviar available all-you-care-to-eat style as part of a $37.99 Gourmet Dinner.
Just know that there are cameras in the ceilings everywhere, and you don’t want Andy Garcia watching you go up for 72nds on his eye-in-the-sky.