Dear Cabby: My boss "Clueless" has just been promoted me to an important new new job in charge of halting the spread of a deadly plague. Alas, I am totally out of my depth and completely inexperienced in such a role. Please Help! R. Kavian.
Dear R. Kavian: Wid someone like "Clueless" in charge, we are already doomed --DOOMED-- I tell ya, buddy. I suggest you put yourself in immediate voluntary quarantine, which will give you complete freedom to move around Nu Yawk at will, but cut you off from "Clueless" so he can't complain about your absence. How do you like dem apples? ---Cabby
