Alternate title: Aaron Hernandez Update: Aaron Hernandez Is Still An Idiot.
From CBS Springfield: “CBS 3 Springfield has learned exclusively a gun used in a 2012 murder in Boston, allegedly linked to former Patriots star Aaron Hernandez, was found in a car in Springfield. It all happened after a car crash on June 21 on Interstate 91 in Springfield. In a state police report, Jailene Diaz-Ramos of Bristol, CT was involved in an accident and taken to Baystate Medical Center. According to the police report, state police say they took inventory of her car and found a .38-caliber Smith and Wesson revolver in a black briefcase in the trunk. That gun was sent for ballistics testing. State police sources in Springfield tell CBS 3 the testing confirmed it was the weapon used in the killing of two men outside a Boston bar in 2012.”
Jailene Diaz-Ramos’ Mugshot. Real looker, this one.
“According to court documents, Diaz-Ramos told police the gun belonged to a friend she referred to as “Chicago”. She told police she drove Chicago and his friends to work, and that they are football players. She went on to say they wanted to leave the black briefcase in the trunk so they wouldn’t have to bring it into work”
So, this could be nothing. It could be just a coincidence that this chick, who was carrying a gun in a briefcase in her car for a year hung out with some football players who used that gun to kill two people in 2012. Or, Aaron Hernandez is the dumbest guy on the planet. I’m rolling with the latter since this has all the makings of an Aaron Hernandez situation. Let’s see if I can wrap this all up; Hernandez and goons kill people, Hernandez needs to go to football practice because he just signed a $40 million dollar deal and he can’t be late, Hernandez tells this chick to hold the gun in a briefcase, for the next year, this chick drives around the northeast with a gun in her trunk, never once thinking about dumping it, chick then gets in an accident, state police find the gun, everything comes full circle. You literally couldn’t make up a better story. Like, what the hell could happen next? When I read this story I wasn’t even surprised. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense when you think about how careless this guy has been.
Keep up the good work, Aaron. Way to leave every stone overturned along the away.
