I bet when you realize they're nearly on your doorstep you might really freak. France never was totally tossed out of North America . It's still there and I don't mean Quebec, or the rest of Francophone Canada.
Not so much gun porn as trying to do your heads since there also was a gun store next door to the presidential palace when I was in Paris. I can't imagine that in the US (i.e., next door to the White House).
And they sold switchblades. When I lived in Europe [1], switchblades were sold all over the place.
"Aux armes citroyens!"
[1] while part of the European Union, the UK isn't really "Europe".
