If you have spent more than a few minutes on Facebook, you’ve probably noticed that a lot of Facebook posts are actually very similar in nature. In fact, you could probably rephrase most of Facebook posts as one of the updates below, thus summarizing 99% of entire Facebook in fewer than 100 words.
“I ate.”
“You are all losers!” (also known as “Vacation photos”)
“You’re not wasting enough time on Facebook. Here, play this game.”
“I, myself, can make a photo of myself all by myself.”
“I have a kid (visual proof attached).”
“Ask me if I’m Okay!” (the answer is Not Okay and yes, you still have to ask)
“Happy birthday, dear someone I barely know in real life.”
Funny picture of a cat.
Funny video of something other than a cat.
And 90% of Facebook: An ad pretending to be something other than an ad.
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