Diaries Magazine

8 Ways Dogs Make Better Valentines Than People

By Kristy @mileydailyscoop
Valentine Smalentine! Why not take the pressure off and spend Valentine's Day with your dog!
8 Ways Dogs Make Better Valentines Than People Here are 8 reasons why:
1. No worrying about what to wear - We could care less, just put on a comfy pair of sneakers and take us for a walk.
2. Hair, makeup and nails - Forget about it, we wouldn't know the difference from an up-do, to a set of falsies to the latest nail art. 
3. No fancy restaurant - We will be satisfied with the same old kibble but a nice dessert cookie wouldn't hurt.
4. Speaking of dessert - Leave the chocolate at the store, we can't have it anyway and chances are you don't need it!
5. No need for overpriced flowers - We'll just eat 'em.
6. No expensive gifts or jewelry - Just give us a ball and nice scratch behind the ears and we're happy!
7. No awkward silence during dinner - We can't talk!
8. No worrying about the end of the night kiss - We have no shame in planting a nice big wet one!
Now that's just 8 ways but I'm sure there are many more!
Feel free to share your own!
In a recent survey conducted by Petplan Pet Insurance:
  • 60% of female pet parents prefer Valentine's Day kisses from their pets over their sweethearts
  • 60% of men favored their partner's smooches.
  • 52% of women admitted they spend more on Fluffy and Fido than on their partners.
  • 70% of men said they spend more on their partners than their pets (with the remaining 30% presumably earning a night in the doghouse).

We are joining the Pet Parade hosted by Rascal & Rocco, Jan's Funny Farm, Basil the Bionic Cat and Love is Being Owned by a Husky. 8 Ways Dogs Make Better Valentines Than People

Back to Featured Articles on Logo Paperblog