I kill it every day at work, but outside of the office my middle name might as well be Snorlax.
I hate gyms with a passion
They are a strange and foreign environment. I spent a year in an apartment with a free building gym and spent about 10 minutes in it, total. I know better than to waste money on a membership I'll never use. If I must exercise, I will run and hike outside.
I can't be bothered with contact lenses anymore
In summer maybe, but even then, not full time. Between battling dry/sensitive eyes and the hassle of putting on makeup (a necessity to liven up my face sans the visual dominance of glasses) it's too much work for the sake of vanity.
I procrastinate like it's my actual job.
I haven't had a haircut in six months and counting. Haven't been to the optometrist or dentist for two years. The latter is definitely NOT good and I'm going to rectify that soon, I swear.
