Prepare for laughter overload: these silly kids' jokes will make them ROFL!
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We pulled together 240 of the funniest kids' jokes we could find!
From jokes about school, food, and animals, to hilarious wisecracks about the seasons and holidays, these silly kids' jokes are sure to get them rolling on the floor laughing!
Also, be sure to check out these riddles for kids and our list would you rather questions for kids!
Hilarious Kids Jokes
Funny Kids Jokes about Animals
What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea!
What's a cow's favorite instrument? The moo-sical!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why don't some fish play piano? Because you can't find the right scale!
How do you catch a squirrel on a skateboard? With a "nuts and bolts" trap!
What did one hat say to the other hat? "You stay here, I'll go on ahead! Hats off to you!"
Why was the belt arrested? It was "holding up" a pair of pants!
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You "neak up" on it!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A "bull-dozer" catching some Z's!
What do you call a dog magician? A "labracadabrador"!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A "carrot" repeating everything!
What do you call fake fruit? "Unreal" apples and oranges!
How do you catch a unique bird? You "nique up" on it!
Why don't some fish play piano? You can't "tuna" piano, but you can tuna fish!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe? "I'm "tying" to stay on!"
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To "go up" in grades!
What do you call a sleeping bull with a dream? A "bull dreamer"!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they "lack toes"!
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, "something smells"!
What's a banana's favorite dance? The "split"!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver!
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
Funny Kids Jokes about Food
What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
Why don't eggs ever tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!
What's a banana's favorite dance? The split!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An "impasta" trying to be linguini!
What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A "slip-peel"!
Why did the tomato become a successful comedian? Because it knew how to "ketchup" with the audience!
Why did the apple go to school? To get "a little biter" at math!
Why did the baker go broke? He kneaded the dough!
What do you call an egg that likes to tell jokes? An "egg-citing" comedian!
Why did the carrot go to the party? Because it was a "rootin' tootin'" good time!
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
Why was the vegetable so good at math? Because it knew how to count its peas!
What do you call a burger with great karma? An "enlightened beef" patty!
Why did the bread go to school? To be "butter" educated!
How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten "tickles"!
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a "wafer" too long!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
What do you call a cake that's not yours? "Stolen" cake!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
Why did the vegetable go to the art exhibit? To "turnip" the creativity!
Funny Kids Jokes about School & Homework
Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharper!
Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school!
Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve "division" skills!
Why was the clock always hungry in school? It went back four seconds!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
Why did the music teacher go to jail? For dropping a beat!
Why did the student sit on an apple? He wanted to be a "smart"ie!
Why did the textbook go to therapy? It had too many issues!
Why was the student's report card wet? It was below C-level!
Why did the student wear sunglasses to school? To cover up their "A" grades!
Why did the principal become an artist? He loved drawing "conclusions"!
Why did the student break up with the calculator? It had too many "problems"!
Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new ways to "inspire" the students!
Why was the geometry book sad? Because it had too many angles to deal with!
Why did the book go to the nurse's office? It had too many characters!
Why did the teacher go to the beach? To get a little "shore" leave!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
Why did the teacher bring a ladder to school? To reach the high notes!
Why did the history book get a bad grade? It had too many dates to remember!
Why did the biology book always win in sports? It had the best "cells"!
Why did the school cafeteria serve the internet? Because they heard it had great "connections"!
Why did the teacher go to the beach? To catch some "rays" of knowledge!
Why did the student wear a coat in the classroom? Because the teacher said the test would be "chilly"!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many "problems" to solve!
Why was the pencil always tired? Because it did a lot of "writing" exercises!
Why did the paper visit the doctor? It was feeling "sheet" sick from too much homework!
Why did the teacher go to the beach instead of grading homework? Because she needed to "shore" up her energy!
Why did the ghost refuse to do its homework? It couldn't "ghoul" through all the assignments!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To "climb" over all the homework and escape!
Why did the student eat their homework? The teacher said it was a "piece of cake"!
Why did the history book hide from the homework? It was afraid of facing its "past" mistakes!
Why did the spelling book go to the gym? To work on its "word" strength for homework!
Why did the notebook refuse to do its math homework? It didn't want to "multiply" its problems!
Why did the student wear sunglasses while doing homework? To shade the "bright" ideas!
Why did the geography book get in trouble? It couldn't find its way through the "world" of homework!
Why did the dictionary refuse to help with homework? It said, "I can't handle all these definitions!"
Why did the homework assignment go to the beach? To "seashell" its knowledge with friends!
Why did the student's backpack have a bad day? It was carrying a heavy "load" of homework!
Why did the paper clip never get bored with homework? It had a "grip" on the situation!
Why did the book stay up all night to finish homework? It wanted to "cover" all the chapters!
Why did the report card go to the doctor? It had too many "grades" of pain from homework stress!
Why did the math homework go to the circus? To find the "mean" lion tamer!
Why did the homework cry? Because the student wrote too many "tear-able" puns!
Funny Kids Jokes about Summer
Funny Kids Jokes about Winter
Funny Kids Jokes about Spring
Funny Kids Jokes about Fall
Funny Kids Jokes about Christmas and Santa
Funny Kids Jokes about Birthdays
Funny Kids Jokes about Hanukkah
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