22 Funny English Sentences You Will Think and Laugh About

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Some people just like to play with words just to add humor. Well, I’m honestly thankful for these some people. They really give some reasons that indeed, learning a language—especially the English language—is not just some unnecessary crap. By understanding funny things about English language, you can assure that you really have good comprehension skills towards the language.

Take a look at the following funny English sentences below. If you can understand what it means, I’m sure you will laugh it all out. Let’s test how well you understand each sentence.

1. I’ll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I’ll love you until the last rose dies.
2. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
3. I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
4. Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
5. Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
6. You all laugh because I’m different – I laugh because you’re all the same.
7. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
8. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
9. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
10. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
11. I don’t get older. I level up.
12. When two’s company, three’s the result!
13. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.
14. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
15. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
16. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
17. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
18. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
19. Practice makes perfect. But nobody’s perfect. So why practice?
20. Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard and Visa.
21. I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
22. He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Don’t get the last sentence wrong, ok?

How do you find the sentences above? Did you laugh everything in it? If you want to improve more in your English skills, I will really recommend you to go to language schools and have some serious learning there. For specific recommendations, I recommend you to learn English in Chicago.