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22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

By Lynne @lynneknowlton

Ok, I have seen this one floating around the internet for a while now.

I NEVER EVER EVER NEVER…..Did I mention NEVER ?? ….send chain email letters, or jokes, or those things that you must send to 9 people or your wish won’t come true.  I have tested that theory.  My wishes only come true when I work hard or if I bribe a government official.  Jokes.  Sort of.

Today, on this Funky Friday, I had to make an exception to the rule, because this one just made me laugh out loud !

 Well, I am also a sucker for:

A GOOD LAUGH

AND PHOTOS ( so I had to throw in a few pix) because I need to be entertained while reading :)

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

AND …my cousin forced me to say that this came from her…I am sending some credit her way…she was, after all, adopted, and no one likes her(ssshhhhh, don’t tell)…so I had to help the girl out.  Yes, these 22 adult truths came from my cuz.

Hi Michele !!

xox

22 ADULT TRUTHS

1 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

Photo courtesy of Fresh Minds Matter

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

Photo Courtesy of Haley Judge

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

22 Adult Truths ~ On a Fun Friday


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