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19 Funny but Inspiring Thoughts to Ponder to Learn English Language

By Tlb
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Learners can always be so versatile when they learn English language. They could try the simplest or even the funniest idea just to acquire it.

And speaking of funny ideas, don’t you think quotes and “proverbs” are good ways to improve one’s English skills? Well, if you are interested to include quotes as your simple means to progress your English learning then allow these funny but honestly inspiring thought to ponder to reach your target in improving your English in simple ways.

  1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  2. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  3. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
  4. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
  5. Knowledge knows a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  6. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  7. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
  8. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
  9. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  10. How it is one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  11. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  12. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  13. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
  14. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
  15. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
  16. A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
  17. If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
  18. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
  19. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

You laughed at these quotes, didn’t you? Maybe not all but I’m sure you actually smirked at most of these. But of course, when it comes to English language learning, nothing beats the formal training of educating us with the proper teachings especially when we take up English classes Miami. So enjoy these thoughts to ponder and enjoy your pleasurable English learning experiences as well!

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