Sometimes, late at night, when I can't sleep since I am up thinking about one of our more recent arguments, I will grab my laptop and type "funny quotes about parenting" into Google. I love to read quotes. I get really inspired by them and these funny ones have really helped me relax. I've realized I'm going to need lots of laughs to get through age 7 (and maybe 8 and 9)! Today, I'm going to share my favorites with you:
1. "The only things kids wear out faster than shoes is their parents! "~John J. Plomp 2. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”~ Lane Olinhouse3. “You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”~ Franklin P. Jones4. “Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.”~ Ed Asner5. “My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”~ Erma Bombeck6. “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children.’”~ Susan Savannah7. "You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation"~Unknown8. "I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday. If any working mother has not experienced this feeling, her children are not adolescent."~Ann Diehl9. "Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.~Unknown10. Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires.~Marlene Cox
