You know those lists..ten canapés to amaze you guests..ten ways with a cucumber...we'll take a look at these. Aren't they amazing? I'd be totally chuffed turning up at a party with some of these on board.
Here we have our fave dodgy dishes for New Year!
10. Ham in Aspic
No wonder it's a slimmers card, it's probably awful. Tasteless ham in tasteless jelly. I wonder how long it would take to get the peas to sit for setting?
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9. Spam n Limas
I'm not sure if my cooking skills are up for this one. Too many ingredients to handle!
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8. Cranberry Surprise
Surprise your guests with individual pots of vomit ....
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7.Spam n cheese ribbon loaf
Another hard one from Spam. So many ingredients, makes my brain hurt. Pretty stripes tho.
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6. Pineapple ...?
I have no idea what this is and it scares me.
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5. Jellied Tomato Refresher
More diet food. One bite and that's the diet successful for the night.
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4. Crown roast of frankfurters
All hail the crown of wieners.
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3. Perfection salad
Beautifully moulded salad of..sick?
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2. Ham and bananas hollandaise
Now you are talking, look at this dish. Glorious.
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1. Banana Candles
The best dish for New Year. Perfect for nibbling whilst talking to neighbours.
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